Like a good neighbor, I do not care
slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
i dont get how some people are so obsessed with finding love like chill out and watch yugioh or something
ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.